I’m many things but I don’t believe that I am a stereotype. I’m a well-behaved vicar’s daughter who has a bad swearing habit. I’m a practicing Christian who makes filthy jokes that have been known to shock many the promiscuous adult. And I’m a stressed student, self-aware enough to recognise that I need a year out; not so much a break from reality or time to find myself, but space from textbooks and the opportunity to boost my confidence before I graduate and try to find a job, and they trust me to have patients of my own. I’m also incredibly honest, not in a I-hate-your-dress sort of way, but rather I-admit-I-made-a-mistake way.

I’m a crazy bit of everything, the ultimate Long Island ice tea, and this is my random life.

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