Oops I did it again – the story of my life

Some might consider the stories of my life embarrassing, ridiculously embarrassing even, to the point where I should probably go hide in my room for a few years. But I prefer to think of them as entertaining, because you have to laugh about it really. No, really, if I don’t laugh I will cry, on various public transport, and that would be even more embarrassing. And so it continues, the string of hilarious mishaps that are known as my life, purely for your enjoyment.